Michael Navidson
He/Him
32
October 13th
Slateport
Heterosexual
E4; Gym Leader
Sheriff
In the warrior's code, there's no surrender. Though his body says stop, his spirit cries, "NEVER!"
BOOTY BUMP: NAVY VS. GUNNER
POSTED ON Aug 13, 2023 7:13:58 GMT
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“Shuwen,” Navy begs his Urshifu, “Shuwen please. Shuwen, I’ve never backed down from a fight.”[break][break]
Well, except for that one time, with the weird black armored guy[break][break]
“We gotta win, Shuwen. No two ways about it. You’re my best fighter. You’ve got the best fists in Hoenn. You’ve got the best legs. The sternest smile. You really gonna tell me you’re gonna let someone else say they’ve got the best ass.”[break][break]
The bear shakes his head. As he turns his back on Navy, the bandana fastened to his head billows in the sea wind. This fight is not for him.[break][break]
“Alright…Hattori it is.” It’s almost time for his match. His first opponent is Gunner Graves. He’s a spectacular specimen. Navy knows himself well enough to know he’s not into guys. But that ass.[break][break]
That’s Hoenn’s ass.[break][break]
Well, it was Hoenn’s ass ‘til he rolled up on the block.[break][break]
“Alright, my guy. We’ve got ourselves an entrance to make.” Navy jumps onto the float, nodding at Gunner and grinning ear to ear. Hattori skids across the water, never breaking the surface. Shinobi means one whose steps are light. Skidding in front of Gunner’s Inteleon, the shinobi looks up at the lizard and gives a respectful bow. Were he a little taller, he might even looking intimidating. Not every day one sees a Greninja with an eyepatch.[break][break]
“YOOOOOOOOU, ARE GOING DOOOOOOOWN, AGENT GRAVES!” Navy bellows. He squats, slamming one foot into the ground. Repeating the other, he holds himself in a sumo pose. It’s a rare instance where a man would look more photogenic if he was about three hundred pounds heavier.[break][break]
Squatting, holding his sumo pose, he looks at Hattori expectantly.[break][break]
His shinobi’s eyes go wide as saucers. It only now dawns on him that he, too, must squat like this. An utterly miniscule Greninja, standing only three feet tall, makes for a pathetic opponent.[break][break]
“THE SHOGUN OF SQUATS, SHERIFF NAVY’S, HERE TO DUNK YOU!”[break][break]
Hattori sighs, closing his one good eye. Swallowing his pride, he squats as well. He waits for Gunner to press their behinds together for the ceremonial butt touching, and then the games can commence.
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